THE BOX
Premium packaging and high-quality materials. The kind that, the moment you hold it, makes everyone jealous that you’re about to give birth.
INTRODUCING
THE FIRST BOX IN THE WORLD BUILT TO STORM THE LABOR ROOM
ARMING THE BIRTH PARTNER WITH THE EXACT STEPS + TOOLS
TO GET MOM THE ATTENTION SHE F*CKING DESERVES.
THE EXPERIENCE
Guided doors that adapt in real time to labor — leading your birth partner step by step through every tool you need, perfectly synced to your contractions, for a fully personal, hands-on experience.
THE CLUB
Lifetime access to our community — relentless guidance, insider knowledge, and unshakable support to dominate your postpartum journey.
9 MONTHS
THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK TO BUILD THIS BOX — SAME AS GROWING A BABY.
BUT INSTEAD OF TWO SWEATY HUMANS MAKING ONE, IT TOOK A WHOLE CREW
OF BIRTH WORKERS, MOMS, AND REBELS TO BUILD THE BOX THAT TURNS YOUR
BIRTH PARTNER INTO THE FIERCEST ADVOCATE YOU'LL EVER HAVE.
INSIDE THE MADNESS
Door 1
PRIMAL EXPLORATION
this is just the warm-up
What you think. What you feel. What you want. All that matters. So keep record of it. And from it, create a f*cking unique artifact.
Door 2
BLOOMING SENSES
dopamine release
A sweet, playful moment to lift both your moods and give you energy for what comes next.
Door 3
BABY INSIDE, ATTITUDE OUTSIDE
breath work & affirmation
Labor-designed practices that’ll make everyone in the room wish they were giving birth.
Door 4
PROUDEST WORKOUT
labor support positions
Standing, squat, backflip? You’ll figure it out together.
Door 5
WANDERING HANDS
counter-pressure guidance
The things that make the final stretch feel possible — and even a little easier.
Door 6
BIG TINY BANG
push present
Your personal reward for all that badass work.
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THINGS THAT MAKE THE WORST CLUB ANGRY
1 IN 3 WOMEN FEEL ALONE DURING LABOR.
Unless she gave birth on a deserted island, that makes zero f*cking sense.
60% OF BIRTH PARTNERS FEEL USELESS.
That’s a whole human standing there, doing nothing — tragic waste of love and labor.
MANY WOMEN HOLD BACK DURING LABOR.
Not on our watch
FAQs
What is it?
The first-ever labor box designed to guide you step by step from the first contraction to the moment your baby arrives.
Why would I need a box during labor?
The Birthdrop ensures any mom, anywhere, anytime, gets the support she deserves—using her partner and the tools in the box to take control of labor.
When should I open it?
Open it as soon as labor starts. Every door and tool is ready to meet you exactly where you are.
What happens after the baby is born?
Opening the final door unlocks The Worst Club, your online postpartum support for recovery, guidance, and the first months with your baby.
What's inside?
The box has 6 doors, each synced to your cervical dilation. Inside: exercises and tools that perfectly match your mental and physical state during labor.
How long does it last?
As long as labor lasts. The Birthdrop adapts to your pace—from the first contraction to delivery.
How do I get one?
Join the waitlist to be the first to know when the drop opens (spoiler: this November!).
Can I gift it to someone else?
Absolutely. It’s the perfect gift for anyone about to give birth—help them feel supported, confident, and celebrated.
GET IN TOUCH
Got questions or want to brag about your Birthdrop?
Speak up. We’re here to make sure nothing slows you down.
or email us at contact@theworstclub.com