THE FIRST BOX IN THE WORLD BUILT TO STORM THE LABOR ROOM
ARMING THE BIRTH PARTNER WITH THE EXACT STEPS + TOOLS
TO GET MOM THE ATTENTION SHE F*CKING DESERVES.
FOLLOW THE DOORS
Your labor has its own rhythm, we follow it.
USE THE TOOLS
Behind each door are crafted essentials for every stage.
9 MONTHS
THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK TO BUILD THIS BOX — SAME AS GROWING A BABY. BUT INSTEAD OF TWO SWEATY HUMANS MAKING ONE, IT TOOK A WHOLE CREW
OF BIRTH WORKERS, MOMS, AND REBELS TO BUILD THE BOX THAT TURNS any BIRTH PARTNER INTO the ultimate labor sidekick.
EVERYTHING EVERY MOM GIVING BIRTH WISHES FOR
INSIDE THE MADNESS
DOOR 1
PRIMAL EXPLORATION
THIS IS JUST THE WARM-UP
Make a fcking artifact of what you think. What you feel. What you want. All that matters.
DOOR 2
BLOOMING SENSES
DOPAMINE RELEASE
A sweet, playful moment to lift both your moods and give you energy for what comes next.
DOOR 3
BABY INSIDE, ATTITUDE OUTSIDE
BREATH WORK & AFFIRMATION
Labor-designed practices that’ll make everyone in the room wish they were giving birth.
DOOR 4
PROUDEST WORKOUT
LABOR SUPPORT POSITIONS
Standing, squat, backflip? You’ll figure it out together.
DOOR 5
WANDERING HANDS
COUNTER-PRESSURE GUIDANCE
The things that make the final stretch feel possible — and even a little easier.
DOOR 6
BIG TINY BANG
PUSH PRESENT
Your personal reward for all that badass work.
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THINGS THAT MAKE THE WORST CLUB
ANGRY
1 IN 3 WOMEN FEEL ALONE DURING LABOR.
Unless she gave birth on a deserted island, that makes zero f*cking sense.
60% OF BIRTH PARTNERS FEEL USELESS.
That’s a whole human standing there, doing nothing — tragic waste of love and labor.
MANY WOMEN HOLD BACK DURING LABOR.
Not on our watch
EVERY MOVE IS BUILT FOR THEM TO LEAD.
Let your birth partner hand you what you need,
when you need it most.
- - STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS, IN REAL TIME.
- - TOOLS & PROMPTS TO GUIDE, GROUND, AND CARE FOR YOU.
- - NO OVERTHINKING, NO CONFUSION — ONLY ACTION.
You focus on the birth. They focus on making you feel seen, safe and unstoppable.
DESIGNED FOR
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MOMS-TO-BE WHO REFUSE TO BE PASSENGERS IN THEIR OWN BIRTH.
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BIRTH PARTNERS WHO WANT TO HELP, BUT DON’T KNOW HOW — YET.
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COUPLES WHO WANT TO LIVE THE EXPERIENCE TOGETHER.
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FIRST-TIMERS WHO WANT SOMETHING REALER THAN “YOU’LL BE OKAY”.
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SEASONED MOMS WHO KNOW THEY DESERVE BETTER THIS TIME.
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AUNTIES & BESTIES WHO WANT TO SHOW UP WITH THE ULTIMATE BABY SHOWER GIFT.
We’re not fixing birth. We’re f*cking upgrading it.
Get your birthdropFAQs
What is it?
The Birthdrop is the ultimate labor companion: a curated box designed to guide your Birth Partner step by step, helping you feel supported, confident, and celebrated from the first contraction to your baby’s first cry.
Why would I need a box during labor?
The Birthdrop ensures that your Birth Partner knows exactly how to support you, so you can focus on your body, your baby, and the moment.
What's inside the box?
Inside The Birthdrop is a curated selection of tools, items, and exercises built to make labor smoother — and moms stronger.
See the doors section for a closer look.
When should I open it?
Open the box as soon as labor starts. Each door and tool is designed to meet you exactly where you are, making every stage of labor smoother and more empowering.
How does each door match the flow of my labor?
Each door corresponds to a stage of your cervix dilation, so the box unfolds naturally with the rhythm of your labor, giving you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it.
Why did the Birthdrop happen?
We created the Birthdrop with birth workers to give every mom the support she deserves, making labor less stressful and more empowering while celebrating one of life’s biggest achievements.
How long does it last?
The box lasts as long as your labor does — from the first contraction to the final push. Each door unfolds with your body, keeping support in perfect sync with every stage.
What happens after the baby is born?
The final door opens your gateway to The Worst Club: an online space packed with postpartum tips, guidance, and support to help you recover and thrive in the first months with your newborn.
What does it mean to be a Birth Partner?
A Birth Partner is your guide, cheerleader, and support system during labor. No more standing useless! With the Birthdrop, they know exactly what to do at each stage, so you feel empowered and cared for every step of the way.
How do I get one?
The only way to secure your Birthdrop is by joining the waitlist. We'll notify you as soon as it’s available
(spoiler: this November!)
Can I gift it to someone else?
Absolutely! The Birthdrop makes a thoughtful, empowering gift for anyone about to give birth — add your personal note at checkout to make it unforgettable.
Still curious?
You can reach our team through the form right below this section or at contact@theworstclub.com
GET IN TOUCH
Got questions or want to brag about your Birthdrop?
Speak up. We’re here to make sure nothing slows you down.
or email us at contact@theworstclub.com
⚠️ The Birthdrop is not a medical product. It’s entertainment designed to complement, not replace, professional care.